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Happy Publication Day to me Happy Publication Day to me Happy Publication Day dear Tezzy Happy Publication Day to me 🥳🎉🥳🎉 Oh, it’s also my actual birthday too (I made the cake on the left 😆), and the perfect present would be y’all buying my book ☺️ linktr.ee/tezilyasbook
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Who liked/RTd me into Chris’ timeline ffs
Not helpful and quite a lot offensive particularly one of the nicest kindest persons I know is a Teacher in the US. You sound like the kind of individual that might do the same. You truly have issues that need professional help. Chat to your GP NOW.
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Has America thought about just… banning schools?! Problem solved.
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What is it the Conservative party is conserving?
I think I’m the only MP to have worked in children’s television and so let me say the decision to end broadcasting of CBBC on TV is awful. It’s a truly inclusive, vital and brilliant channel. It’s a terrible legacy for the Tories to have squeezed out kids TV imho.
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Neil Patrick Harris was just in my audience but I didn’t recognise him so we had a 6 minute chat about stationary. I said he should definitely visit Paperchase while he’s here because it would really broaden his horizons. Am I cancelled? I think I might need to be cancelled.
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Tez retweeted
LETS GO ITS TIME FOR #TheLateishShow RIGHT NOW ON @Channel4
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InshAllah bro. Keep rising 💚
What a pleasure to have met @tezilyas, a great guy - fellow Lancashire lad too - who gives me hope for navigating the screen industries. One day we'll work together, Insha'Allah.
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Anyone fancy doing a 3-hander? 😅
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God I hope Liverpool beat Real tomorrow
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And he’s unnecessarily handsome.
What an amazing career @_OlivierGiroud_ is having!!!
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Blackburn Rovers??? 😂😂😂
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What is football without stats?????
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RECEBA
O primeiro gol na Europa a gente nunca esquece! @PSG_inside 💙 •• Le premier but en Europe on n’oubliera jamais !
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This is why analysing with stats only is dumb. Rio started his career at West Ham and then went to a good, but not world beating, Leeds. Terry played his whole career at Chelsea. I’m not saying who’s better… but analysis by stats only, will tell you Nicky Butt > Viera Stupid
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Chelsea do this with everyone tho. They’ll tell you Lampard was better than Iniesta or Xavi if you give them a whiteboard and calculator. Meanwhile, their 🐐
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I thought the only thing stopping a bad guy with a gun, was a good guy with a gun? Either the police aren’t good guys, or bad guys shouldn’t have access to guns. Or both.
It wasn’t just parents begging the police to go in. The children were calling 9-1-1 and pleading, as well. For a long time.
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My niece asked me to unlock my phone so she could watch cartoon on my phone, I didn’t answer her, next thing she took my phone out of the room and I was looking for her. Just guess where I found this babe? In front of our family portrait, trying to unlock my phone with my picture
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This is Joe Garcia. Today, journalists recorded him placing flowers at a cross that had his wife’s name on it. His wife, Irma, was a teacher who was killed in the Uvalde, Texas massacre. Not long after placing flowers, Joe died of a heart attack.
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Krakow is fit af
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Liverpool, I hope!
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Who's your winner Tez? Do I want to know?
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Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Just leaving this popular #Polish dessert dish called #Sernik ciasteczkowy #Biscoff over here 🇵🇱 #JustSaying mojewypieki.com/przepis/sern…
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