Internet Crash Test Dummy. Expert in 3 things. Pied Piper. Anti-Influencer. Tough Love Dispenser. Niche Joker. Entropy Fan. Boss Fight. Democracy Absolutist.

Perth, Western Australia
Joined February 2011
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This is by far my favourite clip. How to stay sane on Twitter (aka How I View Twitter these days)
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Haha yeah god forbid anyone have actual answers on this platform rather than a never-ending forum bump for cash 😂😘
Replying to @tealou
U need to stop w the sanity- U honing to get yourself banned.
It really isn't that hard, everyone. Sex = biological sex Gender = social roles that may or may not be attached/align with biological sex America is stupid They got offended by the word sex on forms They changed it to gender Everything was fine Until the Gender Studies… nitter.1d4.us/i/web/status/166…
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i think there should be more public distain for the leeches who build their garbage platforms by hating on others
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Simpsons is interesting because it is still as well written and topical as it ever was. We just have nostalgia. Also be curious to know if South Park etc have altered that trend.
A Reddit user made a great chart of TV show peaks and troughs based on average IMDB episode rating per season. It doesn’t have Succession but the show has a higher rating each year and ends at its peak. Season 1 = 8.3 Season 2 = 8.4 Season 3 = 8.9 Season 4 = 9.2
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Off to the surgeon today to look at whether I now have a structure or blockage. It never ends. I need to get back to work and start making money and all this is fucking me. Sigh.
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The the free speech warriors, fight the hard fight of moaning on Twitter With absolutely nothing original or of substance to say nitter.1d4.us/i/web/status/166…
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What the average Republican really means when they say they want "free speech" is they want to be able to regurgitate the power-serving narratives that were put in their mind by the powerful. That's not free speech, it's deeply enslaved speech. But they can't see it. By design.
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The biggest impediment to free speech is people's belief that they have it. It's not censorship, refusal to platform critical voices, or the war on journalism — it's the fact that most people are propagandized into saying what the powerful want them to say, and don't know it.
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NEWS: France’s digital minister has escalated the EU’s warnings, threatening a ban if Twitter does not comply with incoming EU laws on disinformation. Jean-Noël Barrot stated Twitter “will not be welcome in Europe” in the event of noncompliance with the Digital Services Act.
Replying to @franceinfo
Désinformation : "Je souhaite que Twitter puisse se conformer d'ici le 25 août aux règles européennes nouvelles que nous avons adoptées sinon il ne sera pas le bienvenue en Europe", déclare Jean-Noël Barrot, ministre délégué de la Transition numérique
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I used to get in trouble and would be told to write it out over and over again to fill the time. Yay
My convo with every teacher: Them: Your daughter is really smart, but finishes her work early then becomes distracted and disruptive to other kids. Maybe she needs meds? Me: Have you tried giving her extra work? That’s what we do at home. Next meeting… Them: That worked!
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How do you say ‘Yes’ in German ? How do you say ‘Yes’ in French ? How do you say ‘Yes’ in Italian? Now how do you say ‘Yes’ in any of the 300+ Aboriginal dialects of Australia
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I have many caverns
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Surely these are wombutts...
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Hear me out: A Succession reboot starring only Tom and Greg called “It’s Me!”
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Every time I open twitter
I never use artists names in my prompts. I’ve never posted an image “in the style of Wes Anderson” I haven’t posted a “10 ways to boost your productivity using ChatGPT” thread. And yet 100k of you still decided to follow me. Just sayin
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😂 follow @MattPolProf if you don’t already. He does amazing things
Lol all I did was list a bunch of books...
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Already living with daily puke and #Succession shake put me over the edge 🤣🤮