Today I am disabled

London
Joined March 2012
After eleven months of stubbing my toes on the box it's time to risk my back and sort the Instant Pot out.
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It comes with a lot of stuff so cupboard space is needed as well as counter space.
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Well shit, immediate problem is that the area within the air fryer is very small and will not be large enough to do half the things I've seen people cooking on YouTube :( I bought the 5.7litre thinking it sounded huge but should have gone for the eight litre.
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Ok, going to stay positive and try to work out what stuff I can do with this and what I can't.
Holy Shit! Japan!
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I put Mr Blobby in the end of Rogue One instead of Darth Vader. I think this might be my masterpiece.
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📞"I am disgusted with what Elon Musk has done to Twitter!" 🎙️"I thought you'd be in your element, Colin!" 📞"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought through, it's just a load of people agreeing with me!" Colin from Portsmouth begs Elon to leave Twitter
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Roy Keane has his say on the #onelovearmband debate...
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I wish this was the side of football we saw more often.
Finlay, the reason behind Grealish’s celebration
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I’m jealous of Elon Musk’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.
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First time watching football in UHD and holy moly it looks good.
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Until of course the iPlayer breaks and I'm just watching the buffering symbol like it's the fucking 90's.
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Missed 3 goals trying to get the iPlayer to work. Ffs
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So lovely. <3 George
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Yulia Prokhorova, who insulted Ukrainian refugees, was deported from Germany - The Insider
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Rumor spreading at Twitter HQ is that a few days ago they fried a hundred men on level 2. That's two whole shifts; an entire bridge. People are saying there's only one way out.
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