Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Glasgow
Joined July 2014
I feel sorry for Andrew. 🥲 #LoveIsland
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Tackling those pressing issues 👏👏
Today I launched my consultation for a Proposed Witchcraft Convictions (Pardons) (Scotland) Bill. If passed, this Bill would grant a pardon to all those convicted under the Witchcraft Act 1563. You can share your views here: parliament.scot/bills-and-la…
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I know I’m too old for this when I’m getting anxiety from the messiness. I’d be in there shouting ‘tidy your room ffs’ #LoveIsland
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Yeah , that went really well Jay 🤣🤣 #LoveIsland
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What must outsiders think of Scotland they look at our so called leaders and see sexual perverted bullying undemocratic bigoted racists.They see them representing Scotland it’s not only embarrassing it’s a stain on every one of us for allowing this to happen. #Scotlandisbroken
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Max = crap. #Corrie
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Corrie scriptwriters; We need to tick the box regarding drinking in the over 70’s. Coz we are not preachy enough 🙄#Corrie
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Ekin-Su is why it’s not boring this year 👌 #LoveIsland
Ed Sheerin is performing at Hampden tonight, I’m 6 miles away but can hear it. Pray for me 🙏🥲
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Her idea of a 'fairer' Scotland means taxing you until the pips squeak. And by a 'wealthier' Scotland she means a bankrupt Scotland.
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Where’s Cumbria? 🙄 #loveisland
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Oh Shut up Leanne. You’d give an aspirin a headache . STFU🙄 #Corrie
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Yorkshire 😳 #TheChase
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I thought we were promised no more ballads 🙄 #Eurovision
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Moldova 🤣🤣🤣❤️ #Eurovision
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So fat it’s Italy, Germany. Norway for me. #Eurovision
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Or even *far*
These hosts are truly awful . #Eurovision
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Jeez, my eyes are watering. Are Spain sponsored by Canesten ? #Eurovision
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