I had a cartful of stuff, about $75 worth of lube and dildos, all ready to head to check out at Target the other day. Then I saw a section with mannequins decked out in left-wing political t-shirts. I checked out, rode home, and masturbated furiously.
I had a cartful of stuff, about $75 worth of items, all ready to head to check out at Target the other day. Then I saw a section with mannequins decked out in left-wing political t-shirts. I parked my cart in the aisle and walked out of the store. Nope. They lost me for life.