Barcelona are staggering round the VIP area of the club, waving round someone else’s empty Cristal bottle, with an over-limit credit card, begging people to come in with them behind the velvet rope. It’s unseemly.
If Alemany & Deco persuade Leeds to sell Raphinha to Barça for €40M when they’ve already agreed a deal with Chelsea for €70M, then build them both of them statues outside of the Camp Nou!