Bitter old misery One of the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab Translucent and primarily conceptual, to facilitate flight

Joined September 2011
christ I'm so bored of myself
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I think it was sheila hancock who put herself into room 101, she described seeing herself in the mirror of a morning and saying oh god, not you again
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Image prediction: Granny Smith Confidence: 47.46% Submission by @.GordonFeeman
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speak for yourself, bashers old chap
I will have no regrets when the cherry blossoms scatter Issa
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I feel bad now, it's not bashers but issa, and happily issa 茶 means tea!
you've let me down, you've let the school down, and most of all you've let yourself down. at this time of year too
Deeply honoured to have been chosen to work with Boris Johnson on Riddle of Genius. An extradorinary privilege to engage with such a profound subject + such an impressive man debating whether Shakespeare's all he's cracked up to be. Please pre-order here amazon.com/Shakespeare-The-R…
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The season finale of Twitter
So, what's everyone watching this week?
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How Arthur C. Clarke responded to long and tedious letters. news.lettersofnote.com/p/the…
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OK but that illustration is making me laugh far too much
Stop 👏🏻 yassifying 👏🏻 T-Rexes
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who signs this stuff off
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and thank the lord that they do
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anyway that article's riddled with errors, for example it says jurassic park was thirty years ago and that obviously isn't accurate
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just a note of appreciation for the depths, or perhaps heights, of evocation this account provides
Do you remember our honeymoon?
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and if you stay still in some car parks, those with a bit of miserable shrubbage that you don't think could possibly be anything much, you will see the small quiet feathered and tailed residents creeping and flitting through, making a living along the edges we rarely notice
Sat waiting in a car listening to the rain drumming on the roof of variable densities is it’s own genre. It’s definitely outside the space of normal life. Remote & distant from life’s headaches, technically melancholy but with a peaceful pleasure. Sodden shopping centre car park
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I saw goody paltrow with a ski pole!
The Slalom Witch Trials
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you know what it's like, I'm sure you do, as my brain commenced its shutdown for the evening, whilst chopping up the vegetables that couldn't outrun me, I found myself singing "strutting out on a hen in a starspanged overthrow"
I'm just a rhinestone coupboy, strutting out on a hen in a starspanged overthrow
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we are so little different from the corvids chattering themselves to sleep in their high roosts, except we are probably a touch less smart
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if this is one of the most unsettling things you have ever seen may I respectfully recommend spending fifteen to twenty minutes on twitter
this 17th century depiction of the Shamir, the enigmatic object/creature used by Solomon to build the Temple according to Rabbinic lore, is one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen
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