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Chicago, IL
Joined December 2013
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“I got nothin’ against mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.”
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“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?”
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My position on this important matter has been clear since 1978.
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Perhaps no man has ever been more committed to stopping crime than T.J. Hooker. He treated every criminal offense like it was a goddamn personal affront to him. BECAUSE IT WAS.
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This one is specifically for the 14 people who just laughed. You know who you are and I salute you.
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I miss country music. The real kind, where a guy in a lime suit and lime cowboy boots shows up with a blood-alcohol content of .35. Or maybe he doesn’t show up because he’s doing coke in the backseat of a Cadillac Eldorado with a stripper named Mary Lou he met at a Waffle House.
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I’ll be making my stand-up debut right here in good ol’ Chicago on December 13th! Hope to see my sweet bastards there for a night of live comedy and laughter. I’m funnier in person, goddamnit! Come on out, will ya?
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The official beverage of “It’s 6 pm on Friday, everyone else has left the office, and I’m gonna need something strong to face the weekend with my family.” Frank has the exact same energy here as the protagonist in Synchronicity II.
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Just your average dopey high school kid. Except for the part where he becomes a basketball god.
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If Dan Marino played today he’d rewrite every goddamn passing record in the book. The man passed for 5000 yards in 1984. That’s 6000 yards today and probably more.
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"Christmas is a special time in Mr. Robinson's neighborhood. It's a time for giving, and look what Mr. Landlord gave me - it's an eviction notice."
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Imagine for a moment that all Toto’s songs were as good as Africa and Rosanna. In that universe it’s just the Beatles and Toto, my friend.
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Diet Mountain Dew is the shit. This is not a paid endorsement. Thank you, Diet Mountain Dew.
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Nothing like decorating the tree and then crawling through some air ducts …
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“Don’t go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh, you can THINK about it … but don't do it.”
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My syrup better be coming out of an actual log cabin or you and your pancakes can fuck right on off.
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No disrespect to Charles Nelson Reilly or Brett Somers, but if you made the bonus round you were a goddamn fool if you didn't choose Richard Dawson to match with.
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