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Chicago, IL
Joined December 2013
I feel like Sesame Street reached its peak the year they won the Norris Division.
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The murders made him famous but the unexpected parallel parking skills made him a goddamn legend. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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Did you ever wonder how the General Lee got wrecked every other fucking week and they still had a show? Well, now you know.
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Willie Stargell gave his Hall of Fame induction speech while looking like every exasperated movie police captain who’s tired of dealing with loose cannon cops.
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The original essential handheld device. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/coll…
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The only men good enough to keep Magic or Larry from winning a ring every year from 1980 to 1988.
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“Ya lollygag the ball around the infield. Ya lollygag your way down to first. Ya lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry?” “Lollygaggers.”
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“You just dumb, son. You just dumb.” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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“It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." “Hit it.”
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“What’s your name?” “Fuck you, that’s my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a $80,000 BMW. That’s my name.” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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If you know what this is, don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy … 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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Dave Parker, 1979 All-Star Game. If you know, enjoy. If you don’t, watch the goddamn Cobra strike from right field and recognize greatness.
Baseball by BSmile
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“Dad, Mom was supposed to get me Nikes for the first day of school and she brought these home instead.” “I’m sure it will be fine.” “You really think so?” “No, it’s probably not going to go well for you at all tomorrow.”
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About twice a year I like to impulse buy a pack of Orange Tic Tacs and just pound that whole motherfucker in like 13 seconds. Anybody else getting in on that magic too?
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RIP Kevin Bacon’s Ass (1958-1984). 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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PBA historians all agree that nobody delivered under pressure in the 10th frame like Alex Trebek.
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Good to see one Texas’ finest sons out there keeping gas prices down for the common man …
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Jack Tripper and Larry Dallas. If you know, you know. If you don’t, think “The Jordan and Pippen of the 70s dating scene.” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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