I miss country music. The real kind, where a guy in a lime suit and lime cowboy boots shows up with a blood-alcohol content of .35. Or maybe he doesn’t show up because he’s doing coke in the backseat of a Cadillac Eldorado with a stripper named Mary Lou he met at a Waffle House.
I’ll be making my stand-up debut right here in good ol’ Chicago on December 13th! Hope to see my sweet bastards there for a night of live comedy and laughter. I’m funnier in person, goddamnit! Come on out, will ya?
Get your tickets here 👇
The official beverage of “It’s 6 pm on Friday, everyone else has left the office, and I’m gonna need something strong to face the weekend with my family.” Frank has the exact same energy here as the protagonist in Synchronicity II.