He/Him Socialist @LFC Stats nerd and part-time shitposter #JFT97

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I was bored, so I made this.
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Serious question, what's the deal with everyone wanting left-footed centrebacks? We literally have one, and it's Ben Davies. Are we missing out?
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Christ, this is heartbreaking. It's a disgrace Chelsea were allowed to get away with this so long whilst those in power seemingly turned a blind eye. Hopefully the club can move on and create a better working environment, and let's hope this doesn't happen at other clubs.
⚽️ Story about turmoil inside Chelsea’s marketing department, accusations of bullying, staff leaving on mental health concerns and a suicide of a popular and much loved employee. This was tough to report. Thanks to people who spoke with me. via @NYTimes nytimes.com/2022/06/29/sport…
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It's funny that someone who nobody would've taken a chance on a season ago from the Championship is now worth double that. We had people saying we were unambitious when we wanted him last summer haha.
West Ham are progressing in talks with Villarreal to sign Danjuma. Work in progress for bit less than €45m, West Ham want him to be one of their statement signings. Personal terms, not discussed yet. 🚨🇪🇸 #WHUFC Villarreal are prepared to sign Umar Sadiq as replacement.
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Richarlison, Kane and Son when they get in the box next season
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The lord giveth to Spurs, the lord taketh away. This guy is hilariously bad. I don't even mean by PL standards, I mean he's even bad in LaLiga, the easiest league in the world.
Not only full agreement on personal terms with Richarlison. Tottenham are also closing on Clement Lenglet deal with Barcelona, after new talks between clubs today. 🚨⚪️ #THFC Loan deal until June 2023, as per @DiMarzio. Clubs in direct contact for final details. Spurs, on it.
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This is funny cos it's shit for Everton and I'll get to hate Spurs even more.
Full agreement between Richarlison representatives and Tottenham on personal terms. Long term contract agreed with his new agents, waiting to complete the deal with Everton. 🚨⚪️ #THFC New direct contact scheduled soon to discuss deal details between the two clubs.
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Also, I'll finally be able to go to Formby without the looming threat of running into that prick.
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In fairness to Didi, his blood alcohol level is usually in the hundreds by the time he's got anything to say, so it's no wonder he chats so much wham.
#LFC Didi Hamman today...."Remains to be seen if Diaz can perform for a full PL season".....Liverpool used up all their luck on way to CL Final"...(won all 6 group games!)....Will struggle pychologically after losing PL and CL" Just like 2018! What an absolute embarassment!!!
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Andrew Castle and Tim Henman here living up to their tag of "Most boring men in the World" by taking their time to explain that the lights won't take that long to come on because they're LEDs. Thanks for that. #Wimbledon
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I don't 100% understand tennis, but I do know it shouldn't take 10 minutes to close a roof. #Wimbledon
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Yes, because what Everton needs is more money. The issue has been having no money to spend. It's not like you've wasted £500m on dross.
Everton moving closer to Kenyon-consortium takeover. Thelwell & Lampard promised transfer funds for this summer as Moshiri’s pricetag has been met - "Funding will not be an issue." #EFC royalbluemersey.sbnation.com…
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Players were literally vomiting and doing their ACLs in Klopp's first training session. I'm not comparing, but, well...
Watching these Ten Hag training videos. He's basically another Pep. Absolutely obsessed with style and high standards. It's a HUGE step up from what we were doing the last 3 years
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Steve Bray protests every week under my office window blasting out the same tunes on repeat so believe me I more then most should be relieved… But I’m not - I’m horrified his right to protest is being removed by this awful legislation & government. He is absolutely spot on👇
"We don't have to agree with each other... but we have a basic human right, the right to protest" Anti-Brexit campaigner Steve Bray has his amplifiers removed by police as Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act comes into effect bbc.in/3a29gSn
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Holy Shit, this is hilarious. It'll go down in folklore as the day Tuchel lost Chelsea £97m cos of a joke hahaha
Thomas Tuchel broke his relationship with Romelu Lukaku by commenting "there's your daddy" about Antonio Conte when the pair were watching a #thfc match. Romelu Lukaku was offended by the joke. [Goal]
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Some FSGOut lunatic has been messaging me and it's genuinely some of the best comedy I've seen in ages
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FFS he's just called me an Inbetweener, might never recover 🤣
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I'll do it for half of whatever he's charging. My advice: Take Kane off free kicks.
🚨| Tottenham Hotspur are on the cusp of bringing in set-piece expert Gianni Vio. The 69-year-old has worked for a number of teams, including Italy at Euro 2020. [@TheAthleticUK]
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Are they laying a new pitch today? Went past before and saw loads of bits of turf piled up.
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They've still got to beg him to come yet!
Manchester United and Barcelona have both clear that the final value of Frenkie de Jong deal will be €85m package. Discussions ongoing on the €20m add-ons structure, so it takes time - guaranteed fee is €65m. 🇳🇱 #MUFC Personal terms to be discussed with Frenkie right after.
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Hahahaha how can you use that as evidence of anything other than the fact people rarely get in our box and when they do, we prefer to let Alisson stop them 1v1 rather than make a rash tackle?
Replying to @ALANMYERSMEDIA
Also: Everton submitted ‘penalty analysis’ evidence that also included a reference to Liverpool not conceding a penalty for 46 games prior to April’s derby. Panel say no malice in Lampard's comments but under ‘reasonable bystander’ test he was found guilty.
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