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My sister has paid over 50k in rent on the same flat for 7 years. She's never paid late, she's always by direct debit.
Her bank question her ability to repay a mortgage that is ยฃ300 pcm less than the rent they've seen her pay.
Banking is just organised crime really isn't it? ๐
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The Tories and the Met have done a good job of dehumanising the police between them.
Please post something nice and non political to PC Woods on the WYP thread below. There's a time and place to be political/critical, people who think that's it don't deserve decency ๐
Our own PC Woods injured whilst apprehending suspect at #Wakefield.
Suspected drug dealer rammed her vehicle as she was getting out of it.
Arrested for wounding with intent to resist arrest & PWITS Class A drugs
Get well soon PC Woods
#ProjectAdder #Impact
#ProtectTheProtectors
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These two wanted to remind those who've forgotten that there's no place for racism ๐
@kickitout
@FACupFinal nitter.1d4.us/i/web/status/166โฆ
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Today I had to turn down a ticket and free travel to the FA Cup final.
I suggested an alternative worthy recipient and of course, they were able to accept.
Going to block them now ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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I see Piers Morgan defending Schofield and know, without any doubt, that before this tale is told there will be more noncery and drug abuse aplenty.
Piers Morgan - the paedophile's friend ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Dame Lefty on the shelf ๐ช๐บ๐ถ๐คฆโโ๏ธ retweeted
Love love love these women, theyโre absolutely hilarious. The Trawl is always a very entertaining listen and amongst the consistently funny takes you definitely will learn a thing or two about Tory corruption.
Highly recommend ๐๐ป
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๐ข Daniel Levy in advanced talks to sign dream management team - Phil Neville and Frank Lampard. nitter.1d4.us/i/web/status/166โฆ
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Time for Schofield to fuck off and shut up now.
If there's a criminal case to answer police will bring him back into the spotlight soon enough.
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Joe Biden has just tripped and fallen during a graduation ceremony at the US air force academy.
I was a big fan, but he needs to retire now - if the Republicans are to be kept out a younger, stronger, more mentally agile candidate needs to lead the Democratic administration.
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God is a man.
In summer, when I want them to be small, my boobs get bigger.
In winter, when I want them to be chest warmers, they get smaller.
No woman would be so fucking stupid.
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I'm definitely regressing.
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The Met have suspended five officers for putting a spit hood and restraints on a 91 year old woman whose house they'd been called to following a dispute with her carer.
Two officers also drew their tasers but didn't deploy them.
The Met once again destroying public trust ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Morning โค๏ธ
I buy posh coffee for friends, family, loved ones.
I buy decent coffee for strangers for when manners dictate I offer them a drink.
I buy instant coffee for when I can't be faffed.
This morning I have NONE of the above left - I'm going to be a total danger ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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This is beautiful, but the moment the head of security realises he hasn't been paying attention gives it a giggle factor too.
This is the content I'm on Twitter for ๐
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