The funny thing is that our parody of Dylan Mulvaney in Lady Ballers isn’t anymore cartoonish or degrading than real Dylan Mulvaney videos. That’s what happens when you make fun of something that’s already a mockery.
You haven’t heard about it but there has been a rash of near-misses recently at airports across the country. We will see a major disaster soon. And the FAA’s diversity efforts will be largely to blame.
To be clear, I'm only laughing so I don't cry. It is extremely traumatic for people to make assumptions about my gender journey based on how I'm dressed. If I want to wear a wig and a Buddhist robe thing or whatever it's called, that's my personal decision.
Needless to say, it would take many millions of years to make any kind of noticeable dent in the water supply this way. But most of the bottles are crushed at the landfill and the water escapes anyway. Under no circumstance will water remain in a plastic bottle “forever.”
In case you thought the world couldn’t get any dumber, you should know that there’s a viral video on TikTok where a woman claims that we are seriously depleting the global water supply by leaving water in our water bottles. That water is “lost forever,” she says. Many other TikTok users are now deeply concerned.
JUST IN: The young boy who was labeled as wearing ‘blackface’ by Deadspin is Holden Armenta.
His mother, Shannon Armenta confirmed that her son was the one at the middle of the controversy on her Facebook page.
It gets even better: Chiefs players saw Holden during the game and decided to join him with his tomahawk chop.
Black players were so ‘offended’ by the “blackface” that they copied Holden’s chop.
What an embarrassment for Deadspin.
Update: I have learned that Lady Ballers is not a documentary about @MattWalshBlog's transition, but rather a violent, multiphobic "comedy" film created by Daily Wired.
I vomited 3x after watching the trailer & assumed the fetal position for an hour. Be warned.
Dan Le Batard defended Deadspin smearing a little kid because he said you should never use the red and black combination on your face, no matter what, because it's racist.
Also, here is Dan Le Batard last year:
Watching YouTubers go off on "Lady Ballers" without doing their research is hilarious.
So far I've learned Jeremy Boreing is a billionaire, Crain & Co are washed up actors with no athletic skill who just wanted an excuse to dress in drag, and Matt Walsh's character is gay.