Mr Lunch @LunchTodd

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My father was a harsh man. A tough disciplinarian. I remember one time he caught me smoking a cigarette. As punishment he locked me in the cupboard, and wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
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What if oil rigs were like old Wild West towns, rife with hangings, saloons, and gunfights.
My walk to work was considerably more cheery, after hearing someone blasting out Barbie Girl.
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What about an ad/PR campaign that portrays anyone who buys guns as a pathetic loser, so that pathetic losers stop buying them.
who’s the biggest celebrity twat you’ve ever met? this will probably surprise no-one but for me it has to be Christopher Biggins. thread 👇
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Don't forget to put your clocks out.
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What do bees do in their time off over winter? Interrailing?
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My mate's band The Feens might be on Football Focus today, so keep an eye out, or check them out anyway. It's not my usual sort of music, but I bet lots of you would love them.
How fucking depressed/pissed must you have to be to do that, and walk away?
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SK Tedeschi @skedeschi
Mar 21
Here's a little look at German cost of living vs British cost of living, which goes a long way to explain why British people are suffering- despite the UK being ome of the richest countries in the world /1
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I wish I loved something as much as my dear mother loves sending me obsolete/broken phone paraphernalia, from a brief stint when I stayed at hers 8 years ago.
Dear Magic 8 ball, now that I'm 40, will I finally become an adult? 8 Ball: Signs point to 'Ha!'
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Just noticed how vaguely similar Juice Newton's 'Angel Of The Morning' is to Bread's 'Everything I Own', in case nobody was wondering.
Just been to see a cricket themed tribute band called Bachman–Turner Cover Drive.
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I go on about this too often, but if you want to see a superb series involving racists getting fucked up, (to do it a disservice, somewhat) watch The Good Lord Bird. It's especially joyous in these times where racism seems so loud, even if it isn't as widespread as it may feel.
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These players saying they're confident we'll stay up. They're hardly going to say "We're Leeds. Of course we're fucked."
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"What do we want?" "A compilation album!" "What shall we call it?" "Now!"
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Seems to be a lot more polish shops around here now. Are people getting high off it, or are they just really into cleaning?
Whilst some of the Bottom live shows aren't great from a critical point of view, it's joyous to see The Rik and Ade having a laugh together.
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Oh man, first Paul the octopus, and now Mystic Meg. Rest in prescience.
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It's all very well having #InternationalWomensDay but when is International Women's day?
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