Next Local Comedy Club gig in Sittingbourne on 1st April.

Kent
Joined August 2020
Lee Hurst #VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen retweeted
Folks if you want the @Madonna look dont spend lots on cosmetic surgery Find a wasps nest and get stung like @BearGrylls a lot cheaper and not as permanent I maybe post more #cosmetic tips in future keep following 😂 #wasp #sting #surgery
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Probably wrong on both counts.
NOW - Zelenskyy addresses UK Parliament at Westminster Hall. "Freedom will win, Russia will lose."
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“No one told me you weren’t white. No photos!”
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“We need planes and tanks.” ZELENSKY: We’re using ours.
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Lee Hurst #VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen retweeted
Replying to @LeeHurstComic
Brokeback Molehill
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Lee Hurst #VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen retweeted
@TiceRichard @LadyDetectives1 @drdavidbull @NeilUKIP isn’t it time to ask the members what THEY want? We pay our fees. We have a right to input surely? Or do I have that wrong? What you say @Nigel_Farage ?
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‘Right wing’ The Tory Party? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Tory Party is nothing more than UKIP on steroids at this point. We are being governed by right wing ideology. And Lee Anderson’s promotion proves that.
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Yaaayyyy. February. Come summer the numbers will be large enough that they can re enact the evacuation from Dunkirk.
204 migrants in five boats were brought to shore at Dover yesterday.
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Fuck me, he’s shorter than our panto dwarf.
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A friend of mine had a bad reaction to the jab. He said “Imagine how bad a reaction to the jab I would’ve had if I had not had a jab.”
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Andrew will pop by incase Zelensky has smuggled any blonde 16 year olds with him from UkrainianBrides.com
Buckingham Palace has said King Charles will hold an audience with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy today.
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Just arrived at my hotel. Asked if I could book an early morning alarm call for 5.30am and they said it wasn’t necessary as the Albanian who lives in the room permanently is normally getting in from a club by then.
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I wonder if Boris will honour parliament with his presence today being as his useful distraction Zelensky is popping in?
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Does Sam Smith want to be referred to as ‘they’ because there’s enough poundage for more than one?
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Money we don’t have is spent on: Hotels for illegals Weapons for Ukraine Vaccines no one wants MPs expenses (natch) Eradicating women Wages for lawyers defending the illegals ’Charities’ who work against the UK Advertising on MSM by the government
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Where will Zelensky be staying when he visits the UK today? Are there any hotel rooms left or does he have to bunk up with an Albanian?
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He could recruit some Albanians while he’s here and take them back with him.
Downing Street says President Zelensky is travelling to the UK today to meet the Prime Minister and visit Ukrainian troops.
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Zelensky is coming to the UK today to visit our money.
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FFS we’ll be giving away more money.
🇺🇦 | BREAKING: President Zelensky will visit the UK today and address Parliament [@nickeardleybbc]
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Lee Hurst #VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen retweeted
It took 10,144,035 tons of Coal, 50,084,600 tons of Quartz, 11,271,150 tons of Charcoal and 5,635,575 tons of Woodchips to build this 345 acre 196,320 panel solar field in China, and that's just the metallurgical-grade silicon, not any copper, steels or plastics. #GreenEnergy
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