He be a walking shitpost.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined March 2011
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It’s good they met me instead of Smokey Crabgrass...he lives in a bit of a haze
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I want an 8' Dusa plush that can just eat me alive every night at bedtime.
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There is nothing I would not do to my body to sing like Einar Selvik.
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RIP Every Writer Who's Ever Done Research for Their Script
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please get the reflex to check watermarks on artworks, if there's any. please make it a habit. the number of artists losing visibility because reposts of their art w/o credit are getting more traction than the original tweets is so upsetting. get. used. to. checking. watermarks.
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So one smashed phone and a big vet bill later, I'm going to open commissions. Starting with 2 portrait slots and 3 item slots. Please DM, first come first serve.
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Just a little Yasha in a winter coat <3 #Criticalrole #yashanydoorin
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Poorly describe you DnD characters: -.... #foreverthedm
Poorly describe you DnD characters: •Feral Ginger •Sad Mom Friend •Anxious Deep Sea Homosexual •Shitlord Himbo
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Cleric: How do you stay so trim? Fighter: We do spend a lot of time fighting. C: Yes but I’ve seen you eat. You eat as much as all of us combined. F: Oh, I took a bite out of a Gelatinous Cube once. I can feel it inside me still. C: What!? F: I haven’t pooped in years. #DnD
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It's always fun when the lore you're working on makes you cry.
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its been a while since the last time i posted this
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When you order a pizza you've become an NPC because you've just given an adventurer a fetch quest with promise of coin upon completion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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A reminder that I have a Ko-Fi! It's a little baby of an account, but I'm gonna add any digital stuff I make there and also modelling shots as I post them on other socials. If you wanna support any aspect of what I do, that would be awesome! 💛 ko-fi.com/ohdeerbambi
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