Still not deleting it standard.co.uk/news/uk/suell…

Finally, some long overdue, self reflection.

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

This is what I call Busking. ‘The Lucky Chops’ hit the NYC Subway🍏🎷🎺 (@theluckychops)

Was that you doing a Dan Wootton style 'quiet remembrance' bit there Bren, with your photographer?

The Persistence of Fools and Horses by Salvador Dali

Parenthood in 19 seconds. 🎥 Imgur

Just need to photoshop Piers Morgan into the back seat for the ultimate feel good factor of not being in this car.

Man Who Wants Boris Back

Good for you Harry, keeping this as your pinned tweet. It's got 'best seller' written all over it. Who wouldn't want to read the gushing drivel about a PM who lasted 44 days, and was pipped by a lettuce in the end.

Good judge of character that Krishnan fella.

A very, very long thread, espousing tory values.

He didn't hang up on her, she was just holding the phone upside down and couldn't hear him.

Everybody else: People struggling with bills should get a new government.

Amazing new ad. You must watch this right now. nitter.1d4.us/GhostPanther/sta…

Curious to see why Ian Brown was trending. Saw why Ian Brown was trending. Then came across this bit of genius 🤣🤣

Yes. But you have to remember this is a completely new tory cabinet, free from the shackles of the however many previous tory cabinets that went before in the last 12 years, albeit they're made up from pretty much the same tory effluent. But definitely a new dawn 👍