A simple soul with the heart of a child, the attitude of a teenager, and the mind of an adult. Ada. Teacher. Principal. Friend. I suck at DMs. SPREAD LOVE.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2011
Before you follow, read the quoted tweet below, thank you very much. Oh, and I unfollowed/blocked the lots of you. If I unfollowed you, don't make a scene, just unfollow me and move on. We didn't come to this life together. Deuces.πŸ™‚
New followers, I only be having sense once once, I swear. Seriously though, if you're homophobic, fatphobic, transphobic, ableist, or any other type of phobic, just waka jeje, I can throw hands.
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Honestly.
If you're angry with me, please be careful what you say to me. I find it difficult to come back from hurtful words from loved ones and I won't make the excuse for you that it was said out of anger. That's because I really think about what I want to say no matter how angry I am
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It's how MTN are so happy that they could take a break from all the Twitter calling out for being a really shitty network. Look at the horrible network be everywhere.πŸ˜’
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69 Is The New Black. retweeted
"are u ok" no, i need to get rich
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This.😭😭
Replying to @notbbysia
Actually my momma and my granny. Funny cause all 3 of us got the same body type and they bigger than meπŸ˜πŸ’€
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My mom.πŸ™‚ Still at it.πŸ™‚
Think abt who body shamed u the most growing up.... it’s ya aunt right?
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Use oils or Vaseline.πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
Having thick thighs is great till your thighs start rubbing against each other every time you walk :(
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Why are people getting serious? It's a classic yet disgusting pick up line.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
I heard you’re looking for a STUD, I have the STD, all I need is UπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ
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How do you like your Chelsea boot? A, B, C or D? All available for β‚¦πŸπŸ—,𝟎𝟎𝟎
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69 Is The New Black. retweeted
One thing I cannot do is lend people money ever again. At most I'll just give you what I can spare, but that borrowing thing. I have suffered please
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This shouldn't turn me on ffs😭😭😭 The sounds shouldn't sound like... NawaπŸ˜ͺ
Have you washed your dildos today?
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We're not the reason your sense of humour glass is broken.πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ I should do a joke soon.😌
Yea. The "I have a joke" people.
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But this is goodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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69 Is The New Black. retweeted
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People put too much importance on birthdays and it's sad. It's just another day to remind you of the closeness of old age to your doorstep. Ain't nothing major about that.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Birthdays really teach you a lesson every year on friendships.
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69 Is The New Black. retweeted
How you people see relationships as an avenue to enjoy yourself and the person’s money and not a way to impact somebody’s life positively will always be shallow and beyond me🀑🀑🀑
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She ate pineapples yesterday so she's good. Happy birthday pumpkin.πŸ–€πŸ–€
Dear Universe, I'm absolutely ready for that change. Make it happen. And happy birthday to me. I deserve birthday sex. 😌
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69 Is The New Black. retweeted
Why do people say "grow some balls"?. Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding
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