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Missing Radioactive Capsule Immediately Found By Truck Driver’s Mum After She Has A Proper Look: betootaadvocate.com/breaking…
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War Criminal Mourns Pedophile: betootaadvocate.com/uncatego…
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Pell Funeral Procession Accidentally Take Body To Cathedral Instead Of Landfill Where The Cunt Belongs betootaadvocate.com/advocate…
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ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On: betootaadvocate.com/uncatego…
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Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years: betootaadvocate.com/headline…
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“Anyone Else Wanna Have A Crack?” Asks Pokies Sector After Months Of Research Digs Up Nazi Costume: betootaadvocate.com/humans-o…
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He’s even better on Day 5 💀
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Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease… Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You: betootaadvocate.com/headline…
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Mike Cannon-Brookes Sighs As He Hands Over His ING Splurge Card Details To Netball Australia: betootaadvocate.com/sports/m…
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“Wow, This Place Sucks,” Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo betootaadvocate.com/advocate…
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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown: betootaadvocate.com/headline…
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Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign: betootaadvocate.com/entertai…
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Exhausted Kenty Continues With Bizarre Rant About How Penrith Stars Need To Show Some More Respect To Parramatta And Less Respect To Their Samoan Heritage And More Respect To Former Penrith Players But Less Respect To Their Postcode: betootaadvocate.com/sports/e…
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Rich Old Banker Copping Shit Because Of Deranged Beliefs Definitely AFL’s Biggest Cultural Issue: betootaadvocate.com/sports/r…
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Visibly Hungover Paul Kent Disgusted By Youthful Polynesians Enjoying The Fruits Of Hard Work And Talent: betootaadvocate.com/sports/v…
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Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe: betootaadvocate.com/sports/f…
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Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson’s Kangaroo Fur Coat: betootaadvocate.com/sports/e…
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Bob Katter MP makes another very valid point: betootaadvocate.com/entertai…
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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight: betootaadvocate.com/uncatego…
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